Orange County. Hooliganism
Her mind is in the clouds, she writes it all down.
Strain Theory
Shit I don’t like
-drivers who speed up when you’re tryna switch lanes. Fuck you. In the famous words of my lovely boyfriend “I hope you wreck that shit.”
- women who hashtag #nomakeup. Radical! You’re stupid. Here’s a brownie.
- women who think they have Asian eyes (apart from asian women der) Bitch you ain’t exotic. Fuck outta here witcho #ilookasian hashtag
- men who check out other women in front of their girl. I know that bitch got some big titties but c’mon. Bruh…go invest in some shades. K. Bitchin.
- pizza that is super greasy. Sad face with a tear drop.
- fast food restaurants who fuck up your order when you clearly said NO SOUR CREAM.
-people who hashtag #sorrynotsorry. Ok, so then don’t say you are sorry.
- Lebron James
I imagine these will be the bridesmaid dresses the Kardashian sisters will be wearing in Kim and Kanye’s wedding.
(Source: the-grey-wall, via hhllry)
when i say “i feel u” i mean that i feel ur vibes on a very deep n spiritual level like we r connected, like im gently fingering ur soul
(via dancingwiththedead)
If I had a rose for every time you’ve made my heart melt Id be able to walk a lifetime through a garden.#simps
in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s
(Source: drarna, via thecultoferic)
